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I think you spilled your bees by betasynn in funny

[–]MattGOG666 4996 points4997 points  (0 children)

Someone pull him over, isn't it illegal to drive buzzed?

edit idk how i should feel that this stupid pun got me passed 10,000 karma. Well, i did it reddit!

I think you spilled your bees by betasynn in funny

[–]GreyCrowDownTheLane 13.5k points13.5k points 44 (0 children)

What you're not understanding is that it's a business owned and operated by bees. You just caught them on their way to a client. Yes, it takes hundreds of bees to drive a van. No, it's not wise to pull them over for speeding.

I think you spilled your bees by betasynn in funny

[–]SpinningMadness 3331 points3332 points  (0 children)

Sir, do you know why I pulled you over todaOH GOD OH FUCK OH C--

Jennifer Aniston’s first Instagram post has the photo quality of 1999. by gmcl86 in funny

[–]jimmy_rigger 1935 points1936 points 22 (0 children)

Go to Google.

Search for "Ross Geller".

Click the couch.

Then click it again.

I asked my grandma if she could crotchet me a bigger Yoshi amiibo and this is what she came up with by Dozenbeer in funny

[–]KapitaenHowdy 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That's one good grandma you got there. She took the time and tried it because you asked her to. This makes her Yoshi way better and cooler than the original. Say hi to her for me. Tell her she is awesome .

Jennifer Aniston’s first Instagram post has the photo quality of 1999. by gmcl86 in funny

[–]JustAnOrdinaryGirl92 2382 points2383 points 2 (0 children)

Do you know why there weren't any staff members or security around to stop David robbing them?

They were on a break!

Stupid Snatcher by jamalhossain67895 in funny

[–]forats 4571 points4572 points 2 (0 children)

weirdest gun purchase i have seen in my entire life..

Jennifer Aniston’s first Instagram post has the photo quality of 1999. by gmcl86 in funny

[–]RPDRNick 176 points177 points  (0 children)

So no one told you that their locks would be this gray? 👏👏👏👏

Release the clown by MiddleAgedMEN in funny

[–]Raskolnikoolaid -83 points-82 points  (0 children)

They're both comicbook films for teenagers. They're easily comparable.

EDIT: Why the downvotes? How am I wrong?

If you can't fix it. Make it work for you. by EthanYouIdiot in funny

[–]2dfx 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Until the 2 bolts under the most stress finally give way and somebody becomes "Flat Frank" rendering Hungry Howie's "Billy Bankrupt".

Found an incredibly heavy cat on the internet. by carverofcanyons in funny

[–]CupcakeValkyrie 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Polymorph causes you to adopt the physical properties of whatever you polymorph into, including mass. An illusion spell would be more likely.

When the community joins for a good cause. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Itsokaytofeelthis 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Probably shit at looking after milk though

Thanks :)

Stay woke kids. by techno_punk in funny

[–]CarpRunner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohh i see. Thanks!

I just noticed I have those chips on all four tires! I took them all off.

Stay woke kids. by techno_punk in funny

[–]johnny-hopscotch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, it will automatically reinflate, just drive around for a few dozen miles.

This cat powering up his bite by [deleted] in funny

[–]OnlineDead 139 points140 points  (0 children)

FALCON CRUUUNCH!!