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What cooking mistakes do people commonly make? by Prompt-me-promptly in AskReddit
[–]PrettySureISharted 1 point2 points3 points 19 hours ago (0 children)
Cutting their steak too soon.
ProTip: Let it rest for 5 minutes so the juices reabsorb before cutting.
Bully K. O. gets his hat shades 'n headset flying off by jabbadahood in instant_regret
[–]PrettySureISharted 24 points25 points26 points 20 hours ago (0 children)
KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!!!!
The way these weapons are organised by TanZboi in mildlyinteresting
[–]PrettySureISharted 5 points6 points7 points 3 days ago (0 children)
"Let's hide behind the chainsaws."
You prank call Moe's Tavern. What name do you use? by PR0CR45T184T0R in AskReddit
[–]PrettySureISharted 2 points3 points4 points 4 days ago (0 children)
I rescued 3 beautiful baby box turtles from my pool skimmer last night. by PrettySureISharted in mildlyinteresting
[–]PrettySureISharted[S] 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago (0 children)
I definitely don't deserve that kind of accolade, your kind words are thanks enough.
Yes. I'm skimming a 20,000 gallon pool with a fish wand from PetSmart.
Imagine my surprise when I pulled up 3 baby turtles.
What discontinued food would you want to be produced again? by Slim666pickens in AskReddit
[–]PrettySureISharted 9 points10 points11 points 4 days ago (0 children)
The McDLT, with the two-sided styrofoam container.
[–]PrettySureISharted 5 points6 points7 points 4 days ago (0 children)
No, you don't. Save yourself.
What are some funny ways to answer the phone? by jmarineh85 in AskReddit
[–]PrettySureISharted 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago (0 children)
"IT'S...ABOUT...FUCKING...TIME!!!!! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!?!!?!"
This fast-food restaurant has its own door for kids by Bennetjs in mildlyinteresting
In the Atlanta area, Chick-Fil-a has restaurants called Dwarf House(s) which have these smaller doors (presumably for the dwarfs).
In the past last names were based on your trade (Smith, Fletcher, Baker, Archer and Taylor to name a couple) If we did this today, then what would be some interesting last names? by DarkDragonMC_ in AskReddit
\As he runs through the office*:* "Hi, I'm Bill Yeet..."
[–]PrettySureISharted 36 points37 points38 points 4 days ago (0 children)
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself? by tragicworldrecord in AskReddit
Decided to hold on to the swim platform on the back of a ski boat. The driver started going faster and faster. I kept holding on, my body skipping across the lake. He started driving zig-zag patterns to try to throw me off. As he took the last turn, my hands released from the platform. At the same time, a ski was thrown from the back of the boat which was slingshot through the air, into the water, and directly into my jaw, just under my bottom lip.
It split my skin open almost all the way to my gums but miraculously didn't break my jaw or my teeth.
I'd say that was pretty stupid.
What "black market" did kids at your school run? by [deleted] in AskReddit
[–]PrettySureISharted 3 points4 points5 points 4 days ago (0 children)
I always wondered. Now I know.
I'm just me. The best me I can be.
[–]PrettySureISharted[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago (0 children)
Lol, the skimmer is on the side of the pool. I used the aquarium dip net to remove them from the skimmer to keep from hurting them.
It's a human-sized pool.
Yes. They had apparently fallen into the pool then got sucked into the skimmer. At least they all stuck together.
How to wipe butts by sng94 in gifs
[–]PrettySureISharted 6 points7 points8 points 4 days ago (0 children)
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
[–]PrettySureISharted[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago (0 children)
It's a salt system, but saline pools still produce Chlorine, otherwise algae would grow.
[–]PrettySureISharted[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago (0 children)
It's my pool and I found the turtles. Apart from the specific breed of turtle, I'm pretty sure I know what I was talking about.
Yes, I've gotten that many times over, but thank you for your kind words.
[–]PrettySureISharted[S] 52 points53 points54 points 5 days ago (0 children)
Thanks, but I released them.
[–]PrettySureISharted[S] 4 points5 points6 points 5 days ago (0 children)
You realize the green net is not the pool skimmer, right?
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